First off, Anna started by telling me a few porky pies (that's lies), she told me she was 28. 28 my arse! She then confessed to being 34. They say women don't lie. I'm supposed to be the only liar round here. Anyway, about Anna, she came to me for lingerie modelling and as I said to her, models aren't mutton dressed as lamb I'm afraid. Blunt, I know. But, I had to bring her expectations down a peg or two as she is the perfect MILF, and I let her know that! I must say being a MILF, the experience in the fucking department shone through. She really knew how to self masturbate, suck cock and what a dirty little mouth. I stuck my cock right down her throat and bruised her lung, she took it like a champ. What an awesome gag reflex. Anna, your a dirty northern MILF. You'll go far if you ever meet a real agent!

Why, why, why Delilah... Unlike the song by Tom Jones I did not see flickering shadows of love, just a tall leggy blonde with crystal blues eyes that needed to be led away from fashion modelling and into a casting couch session with the UK's No.1 fake agent. I told her she should ditch fashion and earn up to 5,000 per day doing porno's and the dumb blonde fell for it, hook, line and sinker. So, what's she like? Well, on the face of it, what Delilah lacks in Charisma, she certainly makes up for in body & looks. She has got one of the prettiest little pussies I've come across, it gripped onto my cock like a great white shark. A velvet glove of a pussy that I thoroughly enjoyed slipping my cock into. Looking up those long tanned legs to her pert round arse nearly brought a tear to my eye. Nearly. Then I remembered what I'm here to do and got on with the job like a skilled professional. Where she sucked, fucked and received a hot load of cum on her as a just reward. If I had to sum Delilah up in 3 words... Sexy, dumb, blonde. The Perfect recipe to a good fuck.

Sam came to me looking for a way into the porn business. She'd recently been stung by a so called 'porno agent' in Budapest who promised her the world. Well, sorry darling... I'm a fake agent too. You ain't going to get an ounce of work from this interview. The only thing Sam got out of this was a damn good fuck. Well, what can I say about Sam, beautiful girl, great natural tits, slim body and a willingness to try anything. I mean anything. Dirty girl. By dirty, I mean anal. Boy could she take my cock in her arse with ease. It just glided in like a streamline jet fighter. I'll never forget the mind bending blowjob she gave me, wow, she could suck a tennis ball through a racket! What a fuck. All in all, a good interview. Well for me anyhow. Cheers Sam.

So I pick up the phone and to my utter disgust it was Sam... again. Firstly I thought, what the fuck do you want? I told her specifically not to pester me! Then it became clear, she's got another friend she wants to bring along. Well the more the merrier, I feel like the pied piper getting all the girls to do exactly what I want. Perfect. When the girls get to my office I'm presented with an olive skinned, brown eyed beauty from Italy. Sam, you fucking star, this has made my day and if Sam thinks she's leaving, she ain't. She is most definitely staying. Well, I do love a bit of voyeurism and I get the girls to do all manner of licking, fingering and female fucking before I tell them to let me have a piece of the action. Having those two giving me a blowjob was like having 2 Dyson hoovers, they could suck a tennis ball through a racket. Wow. Fucking two girls at once is like cock ping pong. Back and forth I went, pounding their hot snatch's until they were as wet as on otter's pocket. At that point I got them to finish me off too. Phew, girls you did great, thanks for the show, and what a fuck.

Innocent nursing student, uh-huh, sure. Only after I assfucked Lydia and unleashed the biggest cumload of the year on her face (seriously, I shoot jizz for like an hour) does she confess that the jackass who's been calling her phone throughout the entire interview is her boyfriend... who really wants her to succeed at this audition. Why? Lydia lets it all slip in the end. It's weird and not the bullshit reason she gave me for wanting to do this. Let's just say she ain't what she seems. But hey, I'm happy to make a young couple's dream cum true. No wonder she took the ass reaming so well, and insisted on me using a condom. After I learn her real story, I'm glad I did.

My recent trip to the mall netted me a new pair of duck-adorned underwear, an extra inch on the waistline courtesy of Cinnabon, and a 27 year old platinum blonde sales girl with big fake tits and the best deep throating skills of the year. Fresh out of a long term relationship, Madeline throws a lot of enthusiasm at what she believes to be her last chance at making that big pornstar money. Does everything I want. Intense anal, followed by suck-off till I finish in her mouth before I send her back slinging blouses. Or in other words: "No thanks, just looking".