The beads of sweat rolling down a girl’s back while she gets fucked doggy-style lying beside her sister. That is relative humidity and that is what happened this past week my friends. Not only is this episode the answer to Trike Patrol’s first ever members-voted returnee, but it is also the first—and maybe only ever—episode featuring two honest-to-goodness SISTERS getting fucked side-by-side! Even one of those reasons alone is enough to make it a MUST SEE, but the two of them combined in one episode make this week’s release a fucking grand slam in the bottom of the 9th.

Look at this pathetic loser! He is tied up and has to watch his beautiful young wife give some guy she invited home a blowjob, get fucked to multiple orgasms and take a messy cumshot right on her pussy and belly. A girlfriend told her about her hubby’s infidelity and this is her revenge – she turns him into a helpless cuckold. She probably even still loves him, but in a new perverted way that is going to change their sex life once and for all.

The scene here in town, and all around the country for that matter, seems to be trending more and more towards mongers engaging in what I like to call “Sexual Networking”. Sure, guys still come to visit the bars and barfine girls, but they almost always have girls they’ve met on the internet on “stand-by”, ready to fuck at a moments text or instant message notice.

While out on a mid-morning patrol earlier this week, I motored past two cute-looking girls walking down a back road. So I got my driver to stop and turn around to go see what was up with them. They were both wearing matching white heels and sunglasses but the one girl was extremely shy and stood behind her friend when I approached. I said my hellos the taller girl introduced herself as Angel. She was a petite little thing too, just what I was in the mood for. We exchanged numbers and I sped away, hoping to line something up for later.

How could anyone forget the hot threesome I had a few weeks ago with the two sisters Anne and Nicole? Well it seems I wasn’t the only one still dreaming about it. Nicole’s sister Anne started texting me a few days ago, first just friendly “hellos” and “what are you doings” and “did you eat your lunch” type texts, then she began with the hints at something more. Anne strikes me as the type who doesn’t get out much and who always played 2nd fiddle to her admittedly better looking sister Nicole. I am almost certain the only reason she came along the first time was because her sister talked her into it. It’s hard to focus on one girl during a threesome, but I sensed she was really enjoying herself and that she doesn’t get as much sex as she wants.